There was a live show in London that featured famous people reading real love letters. Not their own. Many were written by historical figures, or in this case, a random guy to his wife.
It isn't exactly a love letter, though. He kept track of all the reasons she turned him down for relations. He asked 365 times that year, but only scored 36 times.
It was read by Matt Berry . . . you might know him as Laszlo in the FX show "What We Do In the Shadows". Here are some reasons the guy did not succeed:
"It's too hot" 15 times . . . [followed by] . . . "It's too cold" three times.
"It's too late" 16 times . . . [followed by] . . . "It's too early" nine times.
"Pretending to sleep" 35 times.
"It will make the cat jealous" 18 times.
"I'm too drunk" 17 times.
"Is that all you think about" 83 times.