White Claw Introduces New Higher Alcohol Content Variety

Some people on social media are comparing the new White Claw line to the original Four Loko, and we need to stop that right now because it's just not the same.

The original Four Loko had 12% alcohol and energy boosters like caffeine. The new White Claw will have 8% alcohol and no energy boosters because the FDA is still say "nah" to all that. (So much for that whole thing about how there ain't no laws when drinking a Claw.)