WATCH: Zoom Trial Goes Horribly Wrong


“Your honor, if I may explain,” Buttf*cker 3000 said. “I think it was whenever I set up my Zoom account or whatever. “Butt, um, F’er, is my iPhone pairing name for my Bluetooth speaker sir. It’s an inside joke. I’m embarrassed. I’m sorry.”

I would die of embarrassment and never recover.

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